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No. 071 / 135
SEASON 1
[ ART · WHL-178 ]
HIT
Day-One Upgrade
now, −2 at showdown.
"0% APR for 36 months. For a phone."
Card No. 071 of 135
Day-One Upgrade
Subject financed a working object.
HIT
Common
1 in 15 packs
Copies in existence
164
Pull rate
1 in 15 packs
Rarity tier
COMMON
Print run
2,500 packs
Card text
now, −2 at showdown.
add that much to your High
“0% APR for 36 months. For a phone.”
Case File No. 071
Subject financed a working object.
He took a personal day for it and was ninth in line at the carrier store by 7:41 a.m. The trade-in came to $240 against a $1,199 device, spread across thirty-six months at zero percent, which he explained twice to the woman behind him as though it were a strategy. The case and screen protector he had bought in advance.
The old phone stayed in the kitchen drawer with the batteries and the takeout menus. It held four years of photos he had never moved, including the last ones of his father, and it worked fine — a fact he mentioned to his brother, unprompted, the following Sunday. He had eleven payments left on the new one when the next model leaked in March.
DIAGNOSIS — Note: patient upgrading a device he has not finished purchasing.