DOPAMINE BOOSTERS
Chase the high. Cash out before the crash.
↯Rip a demo packA few of the set
THAT'S ONE PACK.
Seven boosters, one guaranteed Rare+. The real ones are numbered, holo-foiled & carry the Dopamine Seal.
It knows what
it's doing to you
Flip cards to stack dopamine. Each flip: CHASE for more, or CASH OUT before a CRASH sweeps it all. 6 rounds. Most banked wins. 15 minutes. Ruins friendships.
CHASE
Flip again. Stack more.
CASH OUT
Bank it while you can.
CRASH
Sweeps it all.
Addiction Screening
We only sell to qualified degenerates.
One dose.
Seven boosters.
A pharma-grade foil sachet of pure dopamine — 7 cards, 1 guaranteed Rare+, and a shot at a goddess. Side effects include chasing, tilt, and "just one more pack."
- 7Cards per doseSealed in holo foil
- 1Guaranteed Rare+Every single pack
- 1Shot at a goddessResults may vary
Pre-order Your Vice
First run: 2,500 packs. Numbered. Every card carries the Dopamine Seal. We will never sell power — only regret.
The founders' presale stops at 2,000 packs. Ships spring 2027.
The Taste
- 1 booster pack · 7 cards
- 1 guaranteed Rare+
- Dopamine Seal on every card
- The shame is free
The Habit
- 5 booster packs · 35 cards
- 5 guaranteed Rare+
- Dopamine Seal on every card
- $16 off vs. singles
- A habit, not a problem
The Intervention
- Sealed box · 20 packs (140 cards)
- Guaranteed Legendary
- Dopamine Seal on every card
- $101 off vs. singles
- You clearly need this
Charged today, ships spring 2027 (our estimate). Free US shipping; sales tax is added at checkout. US addresses only. Changed your mind? Full refund any time before it ships. Payments by Stripe: we never see your card. By pre-ordering you agree to the Pre-order terms · Privacy.