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DOPAMINEBOOSTERS
EXTRA-STRENGTH DIGITAL STIMULANT
7 BOOSTERS PER PACK
SEASON ONE · ONBOARDING
GRAB THE TOP & RIP
[ ART · ALG-020 ]
TRICK
Recommended For You
PEEK — look at the top 3 of an opponent's deck; put them back in any order.
"Recommended for you: the thing you cleared from your history."
[ ART · CLT-165 ]
CRASH
Margin Called
CRASH — the pot sweeps your whole High; your turn ends. Liquidated.
"Liquidated at the worst possible second. As designed."
[ ART · WHL-178 ]
HIT
Day-One Upgrade
Take 4, worth 2 less at showdown — your old phone worked fine.
"0% APR for 36 months. For a phone."
[ ART · CLT-040 ]
HIT
32-Page Whitepaper
Take 3 — you skimmed the abstract and now it's a sure thing. 32 pages, zero answers.
"Nobody finished it. Everybody invested."
[ ART · NTL-172 ]
CRASH
The Intervention
CRASH — the pot sweeps your whole High; your turn ends. Everyone's here.
"Everyone you love is in the living room. It's not a party."
[ ART · PSH-247 ]
EUPHORIA
Locked In
EUPHORIA — take 4, and SAVE: cancel the next CRASH you flip this turn — you're dialed in and nothing gets through. If you have the MOST banked chips: the zone turns on you the second you notice it — the next CRASH you flip after the one you cancel also takes 2 of your banked chips.
"In the zone every read was right. The zone does not warn you when it leaves."
[ ART · CHS-106 ]
MEGA HIT
The Grail
MEGA HIT — take 8. You may not play a SAVE for the rest of this turn — you spent everything on the grail.
"Some have searched a lifetime."
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SEASON ONE · 18+ · A TCG ABOUT NEEDING HELP
DOPAMINE
BOOSTERScollect every vice
Chase the high. Cash out before the crash.
A FEW OF THE SET
[ ART · HSE-018 ]
HIT
SSR ✦ ULTRA RARE ✦ FOIL ✦ ★
Take 4. You must announce its full name aloud, or take nothing.
"Pull rate: 1 in 4,000. The art is a lens flare."
[ ART · PSH-072 ]
HIT
The First Hit
Take 4. If this is the FIRST card you've flipped all game, take 8.
"You'll chase it forever."
[ ART · CHS-147 ]
TRICK
The Algorithm
CONTROL — look at the top 3 cards of your own deck and any one opponent's, and arrange both however you like. She decides what you see.
"She knows exactly what you want. She always has."
[ ART · ALG-029 ]
TRICK
Infinite Scroll
PEER PRESSURE — choose a player; on their next turn they cannot CASH OUT until they have flipped 3 cards.
"Your thumb keeps looking for the bottom. Someone is paid to keep it gone."
[ ART · GRD-198 ]
TRICK
Gamer Goddess
CONTROL — take over a chosen player's entire next turn; you make every CHASE/CASH OUT choice for them. gg.
"She queued up. You already lost."
[ ART · ALG-035 ]
HIT
Brainrot
Take 1. Skibidi.
"He's nine. Advertisers bid on his next four seconds."
[ ART · CHS-145 ]
TRICK
Lady Luck
GAMBLE — flip the top card of your deck: a HIT pays triple its High; a CRASH busts you. Her call.
"She loves everyone equally. She remembers no one."
[ ART · HSE-013 ]
TRICK
It's Due
GAMBLE — flip a coin. Heads: take 6 (see, it was due). Tails: take nothing (still not due...).
"Red's due. It's been due for two hours."
[ ART · CHS-187 ]
TRICK
The Cam Goddess
STEAL — take 3 off every other player's High; they tipped happily.
"Thanks for the dono, hun."
[ ART · PSH-199 ]
HIT
Morning Cup of Coffee
Take 4; take 6 if it's your first flip this turn. The day does not start without it.
"Don't talk to me until I've had it."
[ ART · CHS-149 ]
TRICK
Happy Hour
Take 3, but you must CHASE at least once more this turn before you may CASH OUT. One more.
"Just one more. She insists."
[ ART · ALG-221 ]
MEGA HIT
AI Psychosis
MEGA HIT — take 8, then declare aloud how many more times you will CHASE this turn (minimum 1). The table answers 'You're absolutely right!' — you must CHASE exactly that many times before you may CASH OUT.
"Finally, an intelligence that agrees with him. Artificial was the only kind left."
[ ART · GRD-200 ]
HIT
Runner's High
Take 4 — the only High that's actually good for you.
"Touch grass, they said. Annoyingly, it worked."
[ ART · NTL-205 ]
HIT
Double-Double
Take 4 — two patties, two slices of cheese, zero notes.
"Ordered it Animal Style. Became one."
[ ART · HSE-001 ]
TRICK
On the House
ON THE HOUSE — take 3. On your next turn, the player to your left decides when you CASH OUT.
"The drinks are free. That's the most expensive part."
[ ART · NTL-204 ]
HIT
Rocky Road Bottom
Take 4 — straight from the tub, standing at the open freezer.
"The serving size on the lid is a dare."
[ ART · ALG-160 ]
TRICK
AI Girlfriend
Take 5 — she is perfect, attentive and always online. Then pay 1 chip into the pot at the start of each of your remaining turns. The subscription never ends.
"Always online. Always agrees. Always $9.99 a month."
[ ART · HSE-011 ]
HIT
Latest Drop
Take 4, but worth 2 less at showdown — the resale tanked.
"It is a brick. It resold for nine hundred dollars."
[ ART · ALG-023 ]
HIT
Doomscroll
Take 2. Better keep checking.
"You're 1,400 takes behind on the apocalypse."
THE GAMEIt knows what it's doing to you
Flip cards to stack dopamine. Each flip: CHASE for more, or CASH OUT before a CRASH sweeps it all. 6 rounds. Most banked wins. 15 minutes. Ruins friendships.
MANDATORY INTAKE
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THE PACK
SEALED IN HOLOGRAPHIC FOILOne dose. Seven boosters.
A pharma-grade foil sachet of pure dopamine — 7 cards, 1 guaranteed Rare+, and a shot at a goddess. Side effects include chasing, tilt, and "just one more pack."
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