DOPAMINEBOOSTERS
AUTHENTIC QR‑VERIFIED No. 133 / 135 SEASON 1
[ ART · WHL-276 ]
ROCK BOTTOM

Declined by the Payday Lender

BUST Read aloud: 'We're unable to approve you at this time.'
BROKE: +3
"They lend to everyone. That's the whole business model."
Card No. 133 of 135

Declined by the Payday Lender

Turned down by the people who say yes.

ROCK BOTTOM Uncommon 1 in 21 packs
Copies in existence
119
Pull rate
1 in 21 packs
Rarity tier
UNCOMMON
Print run
2,500 packs
Card text
BUST Read aloud: 'We're unable to approve you at this time.'
BROKE: +3
BUSTyour High is wiped and your turn ends
BROKEa player with 0 chips. “BROKE:” means if that’s you
+3chips: + comes from the pot, − goes into it
“They lend to everyone. That's the whole business model.”
Case File No. 133 Turned down by the people who say yes.

The sign in the window said EVERYONE APPROVED in letters taller than he was. He had been there twice before, and both times the clerk, a tired woman named Dolores, had approved him in under four minutes at an interest rate that should have been illegal, and in nine states is.

This time she ran his number and went quiet. She read the screen twice. Then she slid the form back under the glass, stamped, and would not look at him while she did it. On his way out she followed him to the door, pressed a twenty into his hand and told him to go home. It was the kindest thing anyone had done for him in a year, and it came from the payday lender.

DIAGNOSIS — Even the lender has standards. Subject located them.